Special Interest (None) tale by King Mob, 2009-07-29T12:09:00.0000000. Reads: 1485

Average Rating: 3 Rate it: 1 2 3 4 5

King Mock Nok
 Lord o' Puggy Womp

Hammer n' hand
 Shielded n' can

With his crew
 Made luck blue

Livin' up high
 Rafter, no lie

Puggy Womp rap
 Made'um take a nap

Killed his crew
 Now King's blue

Came to kick our ass
 Didn't think we'd last

Puggy Womp wouldn't fall
 Out attacks just stalled

He kept gettn' crits
 Thought we'd  <radio edit>

Then we boxed da Womp
 Dealt a' curb stomp

Dam'Jeer brought 'em low
 With a sneaky blow

Now dat's the rhyme
 Of our Puggy Womp time

      
     Puggy Peace Womp Out Ya'll

The Genie Wars

Here's the legend
   That I must sing
The story of
   The Genie Wars I bring

Five did come
  On the winds
Genie Templars
   SaRonRe did send

Oh Kardswann
   Then Davashumm
Oh Pazhvann, Vardashal
   Finally came Zayafid
Here's the legend of what they did

The five rose up
   For SaRonRe
Robagub's minions
   They did slay

Genie Princess versus
   Effriett Lord
Victory they gained
   In the Genie Wars

A mountain stands
   A sentinel's watch
Where evil did fall
   Marking the spot

Then four did turn
   On wind from above
Carried by
   SaRonRe's love

Left was only
   Vardashal
The bearded saint
   We all recall

As immortal
   He came and went
Teaching us with
   Wisdom lent

That's the story now
   Of the five winds
Celestial Genies
   Who did win

A war so fraught
   Versus evil fought

Till winning the day
   For SaRonReeeeeeeeeeeee

Monastery End Rhyme

 

Dedicated to our dwarven hommie Ghabrin

In the monastery

We fought hard

Spiders & puggywomps

Were on the card

 

Taheel joined us

Azir gave a push

Alinza put us to sleep

On our tush

 

The Vardashal’s statue

Using Sharethzaed’s voice

Gave us a vision

To clue our choice

 

It told the fall of Robagub

By Asmodeous’ hand

Sword of Light - Key of Darkness

The history of our land

 

Then down we went

Into the crypts did go

Remains of saints

Questions we didn’t know

 

Then came the room

Erie & strange

Up popped the ooze

This was their range

 

Kaleem got bumped

Did a grind too

Then he jumped up

And away he flew

 

In the nest

He dug till he find

A fungus-granting sword

Now Kaleem’s out his mind

 

That’s the story

Of our crew

Cleared the monastery

And we all said whew!

Peace to you wherever you is at Ghabrin, our ugly short smelly brother!

Thank the Gods I'm a Halfling Born
(to the tune of Thank God I'm a Country Boy by John Denver)

Woke up this morning
   Climbed out of bed,
Tossed my fate to the wind
   Who knew where it lead,
Trusting my own luck
   Like I always saidddddddd,
Thank the gods I'm a halfling born,

Well got me a lute
   She's a real keeper,
Tumblin & spinning
   I'm a real leaper,
Pull up my boots
   It'sa getting deeper,
Thank goodness I'm a lucky hin born,

Give me a sword,
   A real gnoll sticker,
Show me a pug wompy
   An' you know I'll lick'r,
Polish off some crocs
   Just for a kickerrrrrrrrrrr,
Guess I'm a halfing born!

Peryton's Waltz

On the edge of Kalimaraine lies
A barn home to one that flys

With stag body but bird wings
In the peryton's perch where he's king

An evil melody he will cast
A Shadow of you that will last

Abilities it'll steal with a charge
Looming over you oh so large

Circle left and dodge right
Do the peryton's waltz all night

With this horror we two step
High heel kicks with some pep

By fire & web & magic & might
We dance & dance half the night

Dance & dance till it drops
It's the peryton's waltz we must stop!

Gnoll Fighting
(to the dtune Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting)

Everybody was gnoll fighting
Them gnolls were fast as lightning
Brother what a stench it really was
Brother what a fight it really was
Glory Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,

Then came a gnoll named Nash
Smacked us with a bash
Saw stars circling dright
Brother there was going to be a fight
Oh Saronrae Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,

Then the cleric began to cry
Some gnolls the mages fried
The princess gave a sigh
Dam Jeer was at her side
With him salvation lied,

Suddenly the Hin jumped up high
What a pharoh my of my
Glory he'll share
If we can only clear this lair,

I hear the princess cry
Nah Na Nah Na Na
She wanted Dam Jeer by her side
Brother what a fight it really was
Brother what a night it really was
Glory Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,

na nah na nah na ... ...

Reqium for Kardaswann (Part I)

All up in the watchtower
With Battle Market's view
Inside the Mouth of the Devorer
Kardaswann stewed,
Waiting...waiting
With his crew,

Waiting for the adventures
Some old, some new
He started to question them
When the cleric blew,
Screaming betrayal
By Saronrae, it was true,

Now a bounty's on their heads
Agero the adventures drew
Ogre smash - goblin bites
This encounter they'd rue,
Shinning tricks - fallen foes
From the floor they withdrew,

Then up the stairs
Half of them flew
While half stayed behind
They shopped for the few,
Till they all got together
On floor number two,

Talk the talk
To learn what he knew
Till the cleric showed up
And lost his cool,
Till Kardaswann broke
And spoke what's true,

He'd been dominated
By daemons lewd
Being another's slave
Made Kardaswann blue,
Re-think their plan
The adventures would do,

So out they stepped
Out of the zoo
But not all made it
Some lacked a clue,
One fell low
Half left on que,

So that's the first bit
By Kardaswann's blue hugh,
Could they save the genie
Only Saronrae knew!

In memory of Ebin, a fine lad and good comrade.

Alinzia's Song

Ah, Ah, Ah, Alinziaaaa,
Your breaking my heart,
Now we're apart,
I can't stand losing you,

Ah, Ah, Ah, Alinzia,
What could I say,
When you walk away,
That would've made you stay,

I made you sad,
Caused you pain,
How can I erase,
That black stain,

She meant nothing to me,
It was a charm spell she cast,
Oh, can't you see,
Don't walk away from me,

We can't be done,
After so much fun,
Oh, Alinzia you mean,
So much to me,

Ah, Ah, Ah, Alinzia,
This song's for you,
I'm so sorry I failed,
My saving throw,

Ah, Ah, Ah, Alinzia,
Just Turn my way,
I just want to say,
Come back to me,

Oh, Oh, Oh, Alinzia,
Your breaking my heart,
Can't you start,
To forgive me,

Oh, Oh, Oh,
Alinziaaaaaa.

Osirion Calling
(To the tune of London Calling by the Clash)

Osirion calling,
A faraway land,
Come out you adventures,
Search the sands,

Well the time is coming,
An adventure path,
Put down Rovagub,
Guard his wrath,

The time is here,
Ancient mysteries await,
Time to step up,
Don't be late,

Osirion calling,
It's no lie,
Pharophed pyramids,
Warring genies vie,

So here your are,
Almarana's crew,
Back from a sidetrack,
Your numbers few,

What do you face,
How will you stand,
Just like Custer,
Your little band,

Osirion calling,
Back to Klamarane,
Save the land,
Erase the stain,

What the future holds,
We can only guess,
Sure like to see,
Rovagub in a dress,

Osirion calling,
From lands north,
Save the sands,
And stride forth,

Oh, Osirion calling...

never felt so alive, alive, avivvvvvvveeeeee

We Will Defeat You
(To the Tune With or Without You by U2)

See Tratnesis swim below
See Zotoni your true foe
We will defeat you,

Burning lava & twist of fate
On air on high we feel your hate
And we look for you,

We will defeat you
We will defeat youuuuuuu,

Over lava we fly
Hoping we don't die
What will we dooooooo,

We will defeat you
We will defeat youuuuuuu,

Alinza's got a geas
Cast fly on us
And we fly
And we fly
Till it get rough,

We will defeat you
We will defeat youuuuuuu,

Alinza got fried
Kamal's a briquet
Azir & Ash blast
Novia heals
So we can defeat you,

We will defeat you
We will defeat youuuuuuu,

Dam'Jeer does some fly bys
Cutting cutting badguys
Though they throw fireballsssss
Our attack doesn't stall,

We will defeat you
We will defeat youuuuuuu,

The heroes come thru
Defeating enemies red hue
We will defeat you
We will defeat youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.